Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

PUD MUDDLE

When a woman injects meth and has an instant orgasm, leaving a puddle of cum in her panties.

Kari are you ok? "I'm fine , that shit was so good ..... I made a fricking PUD MUDDLE

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

by Duderanch81 May 07, 2015

Pudding

A massive amount of shit melted on your asshole.

Bro do you like my pudding pile?

by Davvvvvv May 07, 2021

Pud

The genitalia of a Ken Doll

When you undress Barbie's boyfriend, you can see his Pud.

by Sal Goodmane January 17, 2021