prostituent

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker

She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.

by CarMono November 22, 2011

Prostate Ballet

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.

Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014

penny prostitute

when a prostitute is so damn poor she will do anything for a couple of penny's

pimp a: ayo slim thug aint you see my hoe queentisha?
pimp b: aint no way she worth moe' then a penny prostitute

by lilwerm November 29, 2009

post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.

"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"

by StrokeCity December 28, 2005

post a letter

to place a letter in a post-box, preferrably with the envelope already franked/stamped and addressed

"how am i gonna contact her?"

"post a letter"

by Starbrick April 15, 2009

Post Acid Bitch Mode

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.

Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!

by Brever December 10, 2010

Post-worthy

Whether something is deserving of or appropiate to post to a social networking site or forum; may refer to a comment, link, or picture.

Dude, she is half naked and riding a inflatable walrus, thats totally not post-worthy.

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011