Platern

Platern

(noun)

Platern is a combination of the words Plastered and Saturn. It is a feeling you get when you’re so drunk that you’re on a different planet.

“Oh my gosh guys, I drank so much i’m on platern right now.”

by channingtatum319 February 8, 2023

pink plateau

Corporate glass ceiling hit by homosexuals

Gay staff still face a pink plateau in many workplaces

by Londongirl May 15, 2007

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.

Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.

by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.

Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.

by cytto August 11, 2020

Phatetah

Extreme phatness; cool;of most liking

Yo dat car is off da hook it's striaght up Phatetah

by Anrchy101 June 6, 2003

Patera

Boat used of frequent from the clandestine ones to enter Spain

On this Patera he doesn't sail well

by Gold_Snake October 1, 2008