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Under 5’5 person: huh?
Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
Under 5’5 person: huh?
Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
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An act or attitude which equates to actions of those similar to members of The Bullingdon Club and an exclamation of success upon completion of an act.
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The fuckin cunts who created Wikipedia however, Jimmy dicksucker, thinks it's ok to post advertising on a website that he didn't do shit to create aside from writing the HTML coding. Advertising asking for users to donate!!!!! What a cheap fuck, donate so this uppety motherfucker can by himself a new house.... you didnt make shit Jimmy so stop taking the credit and stop trying to steal peoples money you cheap fuck.
The fuckin cunts who created Wikipedia however, Jimmy dicksucker, thinks it's ok to post advertising on a website that he didn't do shit to create aside from writing the HTML coding. Advertising asking for users to donate!!!!! What a cheap fuck, donate so this uppety motherfucker can by himself a new house.... you didnt make shit Jimmy so stop taking the credit and stop trying to steal peoples money you cheap fuck.
Stu: man that guy is so cheap, he didn't even tip his waitress... on a 350$ bill!
John: yeah, must be that cheapass dirtbag who founded Wikipedia, I can't believe they posted personal appeal's asking for donations.
John: yeah, must be that cheapass dirtbag who founded Wikipedia, I can't believe they posted personal appeal's asking for donations.
by thetraut December 14, 2010
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Guy 1: "Man, this girl I started seeing is really cool. She's smart, funny..."
Guy 2: "I think she just has a really great personalititties."
Guy 2: "I think she just has a really great personalititties."
by jonny universe September 2, 2013
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Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.
by the mighty drip November 23, 2013
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Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
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