by tadisco January 13, 2005
when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your dick then proceeds with the head
by Zachary Goot February 04, 2005
A soft job that may not pay much, but has great bennies and little is expected. The incompetent are encouraged to apply.
by Bubski July 15, 2008
I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.
by DVJ November 26, 2012
The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.
Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"
Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"
Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?
by Pr.Mongrunzle July 21, 2008
A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.
by kate4ua March 30, 2011