meet joe

a polite way of saying "jack off"

-did you meet joe yet?

-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe

- its been so long since i met joe.

by meetingjoe123 January 13, 2011

Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction”

Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.

by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018

joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.

Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Joe savage

A person who has many talents and is loyal to his friends

Guy 1 you see Joe savages new rap. Guy 2 yeah it was fire

by Lil_joesavage April 8, 2017

Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol

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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"

by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010

Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021

Sneaky Joe

When you take a picture of someone without them knowing

My uncle took a sneaky joe of me when i was getting out of the shower

by meme0gre June 4, 2018