New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012

Neenos

The most hot living thing in the world.

Dang do you see Neenos over there!

by Blackchild2000 March 27, 2016

nekojishi

A virtual novel revolving around the friendships, romances and fucking between a student and 3 spiritual cat gods.

Man 1: Dude, have you played Nekojishi? It's actually really fun!
Man 2: We aren't friends anymore

by fuckanegg December 4, 2017

Neil Fallon

1)A Titan.

2)The nexus between Rock‘n Roll and Thunder. The human embodiment of bad-ass.

3)The King -He once stomped a meteor crater in Winslow, Arizona and he is now referred to as “The King” there.

Fact: The dandruff from Neil's beard is loaded with essential vitamins and protein. If he relinquishes the dander to you, pour milk over the flakes and eat them up!!! They are part of your complete bad-ass balanced breakfast.

Example: If you Neil Fallon'ed Fonzie he would be a thousand times cooler.

by jagermeister69 March 25, 2009

Whoa Nelly

The word "whoa" is the word that American use to halt their horses, literally. When horseback riding or with a wagon, you pull on the reins and then say "whoa". "Nelly" was an old standard mare's name - not really a name because Farmer's didn't often name their work tools, the horse being a work tool, was simply, universally, called Nelly. When you wanted to stop a (female) horse, you'd say, of course, "Whoa Nelly".

In modern English it's used to refer to anything (i.e. a car, a bike, a situation) or a person, who has become out of control and gone on ahead and done something unexpected - and then it's said after the fact to express shock, awe, or merely surprise, at the unexpected behavior.

"She quit her banking job of 10 years to join an improv comedy troup."
"Whoa Nelly!!...what was she smoking when she did that?"

David and Sarah broke up because he came home smelling like perfume.

The student learning to drive popped the clutch too soon and the car bucked forward, then the driving instructor said, "Whoa Nelly! Be sure to let the clutch out slowly next time!"

by espressowhip July 27, 2010

On Foe Nem

Chicago term used to confirm the seriousness or accuracy of what was just said, like "on my mama.' 'Foe nem' are your male friends/associates

Sean: "I have to past this test or I'm going to fail! On foe nem!"
Mom: "Yeah, you better pass. On foe nem!"

by SouthChicagoLingo April 18, 2015

Negus

Meaning "to reign” or a “king”. The good n-word.

Everyone who’s reading this is a negus

by Miner3453 December 29, 2020