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Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.
I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.
by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009
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Massachusettes

1.a state
2.residents are called "Massholes"
3.drivers in mass are referred to as "Massholes" more specifically
4.aforementioned definition is usually used by New Jerseyians
5. the state thats fuckin tits, teh stank buddah of all states
6. we got boston kreme donuts bitchez!!
7. home of the biggest waste of money...The Big Dig!!(15 billion and counting)
8. weird bostonian accent
masshole 1:I paaked the kaa in the yaad
masshole 2:I cut some gay New Jersian off on the Mass Pike
masshole 3:i had to detour cuz the big dig was still being a waste of money yo
masshole 4:yeah well i cut some guy off while talking on my cell phone and eating a boston kreme donut
steve:im from Massachusettes
by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006
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Sext message

to express one's dirty little thoughts in text messages.
R U cumming over? I can't, so let's sext message instead.
XOXOXO
by The Siren April 19, 2008
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Massage-gasm

When you a get a message so satisfying you have a literal orgasm.
The massage therapist hit all the right spots and left me with a massage-gasm. massage massage therapist massagegasmn
by finkmakesfunny December 15, 2011
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messano

Did you see Mr.Messano? His nose is so big you can fit a whale on it.
by Small nose December 1, 2013
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sneaker massage

n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.
1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.

2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.
by G. T. Fisher December 25, 2008
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Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
by ICF889 October 21, 2011
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