Mom's anger

Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!

Kendall: Hey, did you see Emma's mom?
Lilly: Oh yeah, she had mom's anger for sure!

by Squidney8u November 12, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is a meme or would be said as "Your mom"

"i fucked ur mom"

by oilvents October 21, 2021

Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long

Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?

by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021

Yee mom

a creature

i hate yee mom.

by sghfghkfjkjk June 23, 2021

Mom-Esteem

respect for, or a favorable impression of, the choices one makes as a mom

When that mom at the playground told me that she makes every meal from scratch and only uses only organic food, my mom-esteem really tanked for the day.

by Practical Parenting March 6, 2011

mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

Craig’s Mom

The man named Gatlen slays her poos all day and night

Gatty slays Craig’s mom

by Craig’s Mom November 27, 2018