talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.

At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"

by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004

monkey style

Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.

He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.

by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

crap monkey

A reaction of dissatisfaction.

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.

by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004

Ghetto Monkey

A person who belongs in a ghetto. Exhibits behavior socially related to those of a lower social economic strata. Behaviors are affectations to gain acceptance with other social groups

That girl is such a ghetto monkey.

by thedoodle December 16, 2008

Mickey Avalon

Jewish rapper from Hollywood Boulevard in California and former prostitute-hustler-junkie. He has gained a cult following on the internet, thanks to his MySpace.com page and his personal page (http://www.mickeyavalon.com). His song "Jane Fonda" deserves to be the number one song in America.

Join our grassroots campaign to make Mickey Avalon's track "Jane Fonda" the number one song in America!

by JXM August 29, 2008

phone monkey

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007