Machine

a perfect, non mistake entity with no social life. Can adapt to any situation to be the best at all costs.

Vivek Behera, Hands down

by Wang chung December 2, 2004

sex machine

My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.

So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?

by Big Stephen July 24, 2006

pee machine

the male reproductive organ, penis, primary functions include urniation and sexual intercourse.

my pee machine is 7 inches long

by andrew June 7, 2003

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Rage Against The Machine

Okay kiddies, get your fucking facts right, although Rage Against the Machine did hate capitalism, and the corporates, how the fuck else are you suppose to make money? Or even get your songs out, most of you ignorant assholes haven't listened to all their songs, they ARE not communists. And Rage Against the Machine is against the white power whores and racism, dumb fuck heads, every last one of you... Maybe if your heads weren't half way up your ass and you were mature enough to listen to the lyrics, and most likely have common sense, then you would. Rage Against the Machine is NOT communist, by any means, what so ever.

Rage Against the Machine was a rap-rock band that formed in the early 1990s and broke up in 2001.

by fdsafasferhgfdhdsgfsd April 27, 2006

war machine

a black man's penis.

"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"

"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"

by Asiansensation6576464 May 8, 2008