mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.

Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink

by Rob* June 24, 2014

nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018

Material Girl

The worst fucking song ever made by the most annoying fucking artist Saucy Santana

mAtEriAL giRL, I have no unique opinions and fill the void in life with gloating about materialistic possessions.

by n0body12345 June 22, 2022

Mater

Pronounced "maiter"... S.C. slang for a mans penis, cock, dick

She said no sex on the first date. So then I asked if she would suck on my Mater instead.

by freakyzekey September 23, 2011

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016