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crusty knuckles

man that guy is a fucking crusty knuckles man.
by REVERENDJOY October 30, 2008
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Bloody Knuckle Jefe

One of the most disgusting things you could do to a lady. It is to stick four of your fingers up her vagina while she's on her period, then you take a covered-in-blood hand outta there.
Yo man, i gave my chick a bloody knuckle jefe!!! Dude, how bloody was it? Took me a couple of hours to wash it off...
by Rod1337 September 12, 2009
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moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.
"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.
by Sweet Bigcock Jerome November 18, 2015
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brick layer's knuckle

An enlarged clitoris resembling a brick layer's knuckle,
a swollen clitoris similiar to a small penis, not a pleasent sight
her clit was the size of a brick layer's knuckle
by fman68 November 1, 2006
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Reverse Pig Knuckle

The act of fisting oneself with the right hand while using the computer for various uses.

Most common:

Playing Fantasy Football
Chatting
Facebook Profile Stalking
"Jack couldn't wait to get home and sit on his reverse pig knuckle and check his fantasy football stats. It was a really hard day at work today"
by Call2CifUqualify August 19, 2009
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White-knuckle ride

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.
That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.
by Carl Panzram Jr. June 8, 2004
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Knuckle Jiggy

an attack goth kids usually used when backed into a corner and faced with no other choice but to face an oppoinent, or animal that got too close.
H'amal was standing in school writing poems about the weeping november moon when Ekutiv came forth and jamal slaped H'amal into a corner, all the kids were laughing at H'amal, so forced to defend his goth pride, he unleashed his KNUCKLE JIGGY upon Ekutiv's genitals, quickly ceasing thier proper function.
by pilly September 17, 2003
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