Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.

"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."

by shesaywhat May 26, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is a person you never want to let go of ever. She is sweet and kind but is also the type of person to need space (which is ok). She has room in her heart for a lot of people, sometimes the wrong people, but also blocks out the bad in the world.<3

Girl: I think I’m gonna block my friend Jordan.
Me: No.

by What?!?!?!? July 7, 2025

Jordan

Jew

Generally in denial about being Jewish

Jordan is a jew

by A real life Noah July 28, 2025

Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.

Jordan is a beautiful lady.

by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025

Jordan

Jordan’s are typically very gay fags who take dick in the mouth or in the ass sometimes by male animals. They can sometimes not seem gay but you can tell if they dated a wrestler. And hide it but don’t be surprised if is bents over for a little to long to tie his shoes because it’s his secret sighs that he is hungry for some big dick!!!!!!!!!!

Bro,Saw Jordan’s thong sticking out today
Other person, yeah he is gay.

by Brixtyn November 13, 2025

Jordan!

Interjection used whilst one is catching 'air' or shooting a basket ... As frequently uttered by Marv Albert during the 90s.

I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.

'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.

by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007

Jordan!

Interjection - originally specific to sports, it has become a general term to describe success or happiness originally popularized by Marv Albert in sportscasting during the 90s.

As a basketball player makes the basket
Marv Albert - JORDAN!

Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!

by Liquid force October 21, 2009