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John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.
John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech
by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022
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Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"
by Littleguydood November 28, 2020
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Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.
by UrbanKai April 15, 2021
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john jam

he is a youtuber and he likes is good af
by john jammy December 30, 2021
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John Redcorn

A Native American middle-aged man who makes raunchy and self-fetishizing posts for clout on social media, to attract unsuspecting women. They typically are narcissists with no shame, putting it all out there, and do not care to portray harmful stereotypes. They are the fantasy of every white lady who watched "Dances with Wolves", and think that could be them, except John Redcorn's are womanizers and not looking for anything serious.

It's a reference to John Redcorn a Puebloan, who was the lover of Nancy Gribble and father of their love child, Joseph, in the animated series "King of the Hill".
Kuiahuitl on TikTok is always posting thirst traps for the white gaze, he's such a John Redcorn.

Did you see the latest @Modern_Warrior scandal? He's been womanizing like a real John Redcorn, and even worse for years!

Hey! Leave those white women alone, Stop being a John Redcorn and settle with a nice girl!
by Slapstick3 March 16, 2022
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John Wicked

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.
"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"
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John Roblox

*monke noises*
HAHA JOHN ROBLOX MONKE ZERO TWO AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAAO
by Th33 May 21, 2021
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