cock jockey

someone who intentionally jockeys the cock results ina big white explosion of the MAN juice in ones anal cavity.

(I actually thought of this before I found it on here.But whatever.I've been using it for a little while.But people still think this is the best definition to any word.Sorry for whoever thought of it and me claiming I did.I never saw this site until today when someone told me about it on the net.)

Ex:Jason,Kody,David the Bi Kid
Sentence:Jason is a cock jockey.

by Sean March 30, 2004

Bloody Joker

When you are about to have anal with a woman when you discover that her anus is to small to fit your penis into so you get a knife and slit the top and bottom of her anus to make it stretch apon entry

Butthole Bloody Joker Blood Anus

by DanenJack44 November 6, 2010

The Joker

The Joker is when you fuck a girl who is on her period. You then take your bloody dick, cockslap her in the mouth and ask her "Why so serious?".

I gave my girlfriend The Joker last night during sex.

by Roam/Bumble Gums April 2, 2011

tuna jockey

a japanese person. because they live on an archipelago, they are a fishing nation. mainly tuna. so they are tuna jockeys

the tuna jockey has 400 pounds of tuna

by andrew November 27, 2003

Jacker

Used to say someone is lieing. or your so suprised you just cant believe what they said.

Tom:I hooked up with to hoes last night.

Brady:U a jacker!

by Smartestpersoneverr. December 23, 2009

joker

a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult

The only joker here is in your pants

by dickie mcgee June 1, 2005

Desk Jockey

working at the front desk of a hotel or other business.

riding the desk like a desk jockey.....woo hoo!!!!

by belvedereproductions July 28, 2006