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jade

jade is a hot damn tamale

or wide set vagina

she is usually scared of ketchup

she normally loves ashleys

hates fishing
1. damn that has to be a jade over there

2. my dick fell right out of that jade

3. shes scared of ketchp ? must be a jade

4. ashley rocks the bed at night whoot

5. i went fishing in my own turkey now my sweater stinks of musty vagina
by bigbootyhoeyoyo November 6, 2013
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jaded

Can be 'insensible'?
Like in Aerosmith's song?
If don't, help me!
'Cause I'm the one that jaded you
by themeron August 12, 2007
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Jade

A young adult player on marapets that is fond of being called an old grandma.

(she's totally a pedofile grannie that invites kiddies in with cookies and milk ^_^)
She's very fond of using her tag when she posts something on the website. "Grannie// Come chat I have cookies!!" is usually how it goes down in her lovingly family known as ReC, where everyone bows down to her like she owns a cookie factory with free giveaways.
She is apparently all knowing and very popular (although, a dog with 6 legs could be popular too, couldn't it?)
She also thinks she's amazing at graphics when everyone just says she is to be nice. Who wants to upset an old Grannie? Of course, they would feel guilty if they gave her a heart attack... or him.
Everyone gotta love them old ladies with acne and big pretty canes.

"Grannie Jade of ReC, do you have any cookies n milk for us 2day? ^___^!!11one~"

"I sure do. Come look in my fridge."
by sdhjkshfjkdhfhjdhfhjd August 21, 2009
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jaded

drinking a lot of alcohol and being really tipsy and drunk...youd be jaded
by hmm December 7, 2004
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Jade

A crazy very loud girl who would give her life up for shrek. Nice and pretty but also a crackhead
Jade spends all her free time watching shrek movies
by segsyshrek January 3, 2020
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Jade

F*uck all Jades
by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020
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Jade

A really unreliable friend who claims to be your mbf (mega best friend)
You do know that she is a jade, stay away from her.
by Yomo October 18, 2014
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