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A young adult player on marapets that is fond of being called an old grandma.

(she's totally a pedofile grannie that invites kiddies in with cookies and milk ^_^)
She's very fond of using her tag when she posts something on the website. "Grannie// Come chat I have cookies!!" is usually how it goes down in her lovingly family known as ReC, where everyone bows down to her like she owns a cookie factory with free giveaways.
She is apparently all knowing and very popular (although, a dog with 6 legs could be popular too, couldn't it?)
She also thinks she's amazing at graphics when everyone just says she is to be nice. Who wants to upset an old Grannie? Of course, they would feel guilty if they gave her a heart attack... or him.
Everyone gotta love them old ladies with acne and big pretty canes.

"Grannie Jade of ReC, do you have any cookies n milk for us 2day? ^___^!!11one~"

"I sure do. Come look in my fridge."
by sdhjkshfjkdhfhjdhfhjd August 21, 2009
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