bunt job

a blow job given to a man taking a shit on the toilet

Helen gave me a great bunt job today. She is a very dedicated woman.

by tadisco January 12, 2005

Nose Job

When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.

I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.

by DVJ November 28, 2012

fruit job

when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your dick then proceeds with the head

Oh, Jenny can give a good fuckin friut job!

by Zachary Goot February 4, 2005

government job

A soft job that may not pay much, but has great bennies and little is expected. The incompetent are encouraged to apply.

I went to get license plates and waited 2 hours. Hurricane Katrina highlights the government job.

by Bubski August 8, 2008

blueberry job

The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.

Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"

Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?

by Pr.Mongrunzle August 17, 2008

ham job

A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.

That ham job girl has such great ideas for the UA!

by kate4ua April 15, 2011

smack job

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010