Bitch Pants

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

by Pookiemaster December 29, 2007

Hand Pants

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

vadge pants

Any dude what akts like a pussy.

Hey! Where you goin' Johnny Vadge Pants?

by Simbiotik April 29, 2008

Meanie-Pants

A person who is being mean... a disrespectful, violent, hateful, or negative person.

Stop being such a meanie-pants!

by MissMB May 21, 2018

Pants Paradise

the sexual goal. Where lustful people go once they get into someone's pants.

buy me a burrito and some beans and rice, but it won't get you into Pants Paradise.

by Swt Luv October 12, 2008

Poopy pants

when you poop in your partner’s bum and they poop it back out.

I just poopy pantsed my girl.

by poopy pants creator July 8, 2021

arty pants

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

by mshell July 20, 2008