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Instrument Crush

When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.
Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.
by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012
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Instabrag

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"
Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!
by cvboom April 8, 2013
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insomnambulation

Also "insomnambulism"

The act of wandering around your house at night because you can't sleep.

A portmanteau of insomnia (habitual sleeplessness or the inability to sleep) and somnambulism/somnambulation (sleepwalking or performing other acts while asleep).
Jeff: Dude, were you wandering around the apartment last night? I swear I heard you walk past my door twenty times.
Gary: Sorry man, I couldn't sleep, so I was wandering around the apartment.
Jeff: Next time, can you try to confine you insomnambulation to one room?
by MrGryphon April 21, 2013
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installationship

The intense relationship one has when an app is first installed.
Mitch: Jim! I just downloaded this app! It's so good, I can't stop playing it in class.

Jim: cool story

*later*

Jim: Mitch, stop playing that game it sucks

Mitch: I think it's an installationship
by JJLyon September 7, 2013
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instadvice

Advice on an instagram post, usually concerning which filter to use, what to caption it, whether or not to use squaready, etc.
"hey gurrl i need some instadvice, nashville or amaro."

"live on the fucking edgee, go for x-pro II. "
by coolblackguy1 January 13, 2014
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instalegacy

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.
Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?
by meadsteve March 2, 2014
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inside leg measurement

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.
What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?
by anotherpseudonymofnote March 17, 2014
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