human lightning bug

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.

Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.

by Anicken July 13, 2018

Humans

A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some

King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans

by LVtheFirst September 30, 2021

Human Rights Deactivist

A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.

Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.

by Willybumweetoe July 1, 2022

Cards against humanity

Card game kinda like apples to apples suggested to be played with parents, grandparents, or the in-laws. A game for the sick and twisted with no morals.

Playing cards against humanity *Johnny reading question card* “children in Zimbabwe are starving because” *Johnny reading answer card* “My penis shrank”

by Tol501 August 18, 2018

human garbage disposal/can

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.

When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.

by sky May 10, 2003

Human question mark

As to question whether or not you are all ears to a person of authority, or to question someone's intelligence.

Good phrase for use in the Military to lower ranks.

Sgt: Fall in privates!

Pvt: (wanders around aimlessly)

Sgt: What the hell are you doing private? Fall in...you human question mark.

by Owen Uttley September 6, 2008

Humanities Faggot Trap

The process of naming a subject or action based on ridiculous motives or arbitrary guidelines.

The idea of Urban Dictionary is a giant Humanities Faggot Trap.

by My roommate is soulless November 23, 2009