Pump ya homo brakes

Whenever a straight person stops themself in the mist of a gay act or statement.

Matt: He has a nice body, look at how his skin glows under the moon light

Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes

by jacob&matt got jokes August 11, 2010

Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition

The title of Ty Pennington's upcoming gay sex tape.

"Sextreme Makeover: Homo Edition" is gonna piss off a lot of redneck Republicans and ABC executives.

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009

homo-necro-peda-philiac

a person who engages in sex with a underage dead child of the same sex.... ewwwww

OMG that chick's a homo-necro-peda-philiac! dirty bitch!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

Homo Erotic Attention Deficit

A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.

Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.

by Brian Simmons January 12, 2009

Homo Erotic Undead

Someone who is not homo, not erotic, and not undead. Like how "bad" means good.

Dude, that straight zombie that doesn't turn me on is totally homo erotic undead.

by The Dandy April 10, 2004

No Homo Day December 1st

You can do anything with anyone without having to say “no homo”

“Hey Billy want to have sex”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”

by The flagpole stands again November 22, 2019

Pardon My Homo

A phrase to excuse inadvertent gayness on the part of a straight male.

Dude, his tie doesn't even match his shirt. Woah, pardon my homo, sorry guys.

by Pardon My Homo February 24, 2011