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The Akron Hammer (verb) 

Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.

can also be done after oral sex.
Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy
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AMER THE HAMMER 

PRO WORLD-CLASS FITNESS MODEL, FITNESS AUTHOR, AND PRO TRAINER.
AMER THE HAMMER by theprotrainer February 4, 2010

velvet hammer

A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.
Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."
velvet hammer by Stephen2 January 7, 2008

The Hebrew Hammer 

While fucking a chick from behind the you donkey punch her in the back of the head. When she turns around to bitch at you because it hurt you circumcise yourself and throw the foreskin in her face. Upon doing that you yell OPAH!!! and run away. All of this is done whilst wearing a yamaka...(this can only be done once)
So last night i gave Shirley The Hebrew Hammer...obviously she's pissed at me.
The Hebrew Hammer by Lights On April 28, 2011

The Hammer

Nickname for pro bowler Fred Williamson and given because of the blow to the head style, clothesline, forearm chop that he brutalized other players with. A blow that was perpendicular to the surface of the Earth. In other words he would swing his arm like a Hammer, at his opponent thus braking their helmet. This move is no longer legal in pro football. Inducted into the Indiana Football Hall of Fame in 1996. 
Green Bay will feel the wrath of The Hammer.

I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya!

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
The Hammer by frmischaed April 21, 2006

MC Hammer 

If yo think that mc hammer is a one hit wonder you obviously need yo head examining. he is oldskool and he's had loads of hits, my favourite being- whoomp there it is. turn this mother out is pretty dope too. he dont compare to the grand master flash though cos he is da man. Shamone! Oh and some of you more cultured peeps mite remember the adams family groove( that wasnt hammer's best track)
MC Hammer by Dan McCabe January 1, 2004

MC Hammer 

Stupid one hit wonder who wears parachute pants.
When MC Hammer found out about a sale for half price off parachute pants,he screamed like a little girl.
MC Hammer by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004