grape

Noun. A large, bruised, swollen pinky toe that takes on the semblance of a grape. This condition most likely to occur while drunk and barefoot on concrete.

Oh my god, you just stepped on my grape.
Eeep! I'm sorry, are you okay?
OWW! My freakin' grape!

by Xiana December 28, 2005

Grapes

what the fuck are you looking at the definition of grapes for you stupid fuck?

you should know what grapes are.

by AlexMichaelis September 3, 2012

grapefruit

the only fruit that might get your hand chopped off

"Get yo' ashy hands up off my grapefruit!!"

by knox April 17, 2005

grapesmuggler

One who regularly engages in the act of Teabagging.

Leave that kid alone grapesmuggler.

by Glue-All March 4, 2003

graped

adj. the state of being high as a result of smoking grape ape cannabis.

"Man i'm graped! That grape ape is fuckin' dank!

by Uberganz August 19, 2008

Gaper

Adjective. A male or female who would rather stare at the scenery then ride (ski or snowboard) the hill. Gapers can cause congestion at crucial intersections and sometimes get dealt with accordingly.

"Did you see me spray those gapers with snow back there?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

grapesmuggler

A dirty, homosexual West Point cadet who gets his jollies off by participating in Naked Taps, Code Reds and Tea Bagging. Also doesn't believe in regular bathing because "Diseases are cool!!!"

M-m-m-m-m-my daddy says I'm a grapesmuggler.

by Long Haired Hippy March 2, 2003