Giraffemappoofy

A wild beast. A snail like body, a really long neck and a map carved into his skull. Some unique species have colorful dots in their entire body.

If I had my mother my father and a giraffemappoofy in the same room and had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot my mother my father and myself.

by Bluebone5 November 20, 2021

Gaffar

The sexiest people in the world.

Person 1: Oh, look that’s Gaffar!
Person 2: Omg, he’s so hot!

by User201793 November 21, 2021

Giraffe

A long necked animal, not those weird sex poses.

You see this gif below? THIS is a giraffe, not those other perverted definitions.

by an idiot August 27, 2021

gaffar

Name for a brown haired, light eyed,

god of sex.

that boy is Gaffar wish he was with me

by Joker0 November 21, 2021

Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 7, 2021

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021