goosed

Another way of saying that you've shagged/fucked somebody

"Hey, what happened with you and that fit bird you were talkin to last night?"

"I took her home and goosed her"

by MeaningMark July 8, 2005

Goose

Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.

Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."

by MikaTheronsMum December 14, 2008

Ghoster

a Ghoster (noun) is a type of very large shit, one that you can't see in the pan.

Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.

Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.

John enters after using the toilet
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!

...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?

by n00dle12357 April 14, 2010

Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

by Dog lips November 4, 2017

Goosed

Scared, feared that you might get robbed

Person 1: I was with some guys last night walkin late n shit and passed by this white couple they were goosed as hell.

by FloridaSlangGuy December 16, 2017

goose

Gentlemans Organization Of the Socially Expressive

FLYSTRONG like a GOOSE

by Mcjd March 12, 2004

golden goose

Elusive beast, can be differentiated from a standard goose by the size of the overhang on the belly.

Kuan Hau, left back extraodinaire

by Dickie Cheung March 1, 2005