Mcjd's definitions

chrispit up

Make it sharper, clean it up, fix your errors.

Trabajo: "Jeffe, what do you think of my expense report?"

Jeffe: "It doesn't flow well. Why don't you try and 'chrispit up' a little bit?"

by Mcjd October 11, 2009

clam foot

lacerations one recives on the bottom of their feet when searching for clams in the bay with bare feet.

Chuck: Hoss, why are limping?
Jim: I harvested six dozen clams yesterday and I got a bad case of clam foot .

by Mcjd August 8, 2006

Benetonic

Someone who is very absorbed in preppy self presentation. These characters are commonly spotted at large malls shopping the United Colors of Benneton discussing themselves or their popularity.

Jeff- What's up with that Thomas dude?.
Lex- Oh, that's just Thomas, he's "Benetonic!"

by Mcjd January 25, 2007

cock weak

Feeling too weak, tired or just plain old lazy to accomplish a task. The opposite of cock strong.

Chuck went for a workout at the gym but claimed he was "cock weak" as soon as he started lifting.

by Mcjd December 1, 2007

poe-off

A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.

Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;

Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.

Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.

by Mcjd April 27, 2009

Swan Worthy

An unattractive female that has the potential to look much better. In need of or deserving of an extreme makeover.

Dude A: "That chick's lookin' frumpy"
Dude B: "I think she's Swan Worthy"
Dude A "I could see that."

by Mcjd May 30, 2008

WUMF?

What's Up Motherfucker?
What's Up My Friend?

In a high pitched voice to your bro's. "What's up Motherfucker?". OR. "What's up My Friend?" OR in a formal setting "WUMF?"

by Mcjd August 23, 2016