monogamous goose 

Clayton Hughes

- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!

monogamous goose by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004

Dutch Dutch Goose 

A derogatory term used to describe a Dutch person. Especially used to describe a Dutch person who is in love with America. The term is a play on the children's game Duck Duck Goose.

Bro 1: Look at that nerd over there wearing his American flag t-shirt.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, but he shouldn't wear those clogs. Now everyone knows he's a Dutch Dutch Goose.
Bro 1: You're right, bro! I didn't notice at first, but he totally is a Dutch Dutch Goose.

Dutch Dutch Goose by Tom Winter December 31, 2008

Shit Goose

Top Gun way of saying hello to a friend.

Whats up Shit Goose

Shit Goose by Timmy January 16, 2003

Christmas Goose 

A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.

#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.

#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?

No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!

Christmas Goose by BrOsKi April 9, 2013

Monster Goose 

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.

Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's

Monster Goose by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011

Brown Goose 

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.

Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.

Brown Goose by J_Wayne January 28, 2017

Canadian Goose Shine 

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

Canadian Goose Shine by diggle whisper June 16, 2018