Monster Goose 

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.

Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's

Monster Goose by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011

Brown Goose 

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.

Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.

Brown Goose by J_Wayne January 28, 2017

Canadian Goose Shine 

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

Canadian Goose Shine by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

Snowy Goose Egg

When a crazy night in Las Vegas or Atlantic City takes a turn for the worst. I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but a Snowy Goose Egg is when you spend all of your gambling winnings on hookers and cocaine. Then proceed to put all the coke on the hooker's ass and blow lines, when she inturn farts and blows all your coke all over the place. Therefore, leaving you with nothing but herpes, shame, no drugs and no money, a big fat goose egg.

Ira won $10,000 in Atlantic City where it then became dust in the wind when he spent all the money on hookers and blow. The hooker gave him a snowy goose egg, leaving him with nothing.

Snowy Goose Egg by Ira Goldbaum May 20, 2010

Bull Goose

The opposite of Bull Moose. A Bull Goose is when a guy is on the receiving end of a strap-on from a girl who is flapping her arms like wings.

"She Bull Goosed him right in the ass."

Bull Goose sucks.

Bull Moose is the shit.

Bull Goose by DBone07 October 6, 2009

mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

mother goose by Frank Roosevelt December 2, 2007

Autistic goose 

A complete fuck up and an idiot an autistic goose has the brain capacity of a dinosaurs dick

Look at Brian he's such an autistic goose

Autistic goose by The nigger foot October 7, 2017