Floridiot

A native born and raised in florida, aka the limp dick of america.

I have a question, how many floridiots do you have working here?

by Florida hater April 29, 2008

Ford

n.
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre

When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies

Known acronyms:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day

even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot

by Hicksey December 19, 2003

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

Florida

The OTHER Hell, I live in Florida so I know what I'm talking about. Old people everywhere, everbody drives like they never passed driver's ED., It's like a friggin' desert here, despite the humidity which makes it suck even more. Florida is full of preps, people on ritalin, and various Jack-offs.

When Billy died, he went to Florida.

by I HATE Florida October 26, 2003

edward ford

hello every one out there

hey hey hey hey hey hey

by anonymous February 13, 2005

florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007