STD fest

When you have sex with a lindale or van girl it’s a std fest

Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest

by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019

Frump-Fest

Any gathering of frumpy people. An uncomfortable interaction between either sloppy or awkward people

Gosh, that engagement proposal was such a Frump-Fest.

by PogMoThoin97 June 2, 2019

Gloat-Fest

When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.

Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.

by Becks9000 August 4, 2019

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

mrs fesster

The best teacher you could ever have

If you have a teacher named Mrs Fesster you are lucky

by Teacher'sPet February 20, 2020

Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.

1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers

by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020

Hog fest

The act of pulling your dick out in public infront of your friends and catching them off guard

Person 1: *pulls dick out*
Person 2: *looks down and sees it* “What the hell?”
Person 1: “HOG FEST”

by _Slim_Smith_ July 1, 2020