dumpsworth 

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

dumpsworth by elemental September 4, 2006

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.

You damn cum guzzling dumpster monkey!!

Cum guzzling dumpster monkey by The_Douche September 2, 2010

dump dialing 

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.

Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!

dump dialing by Dump Dialers Annonymous November 14, 2006

Dumpa-slut 

This is the dirty slut who rolls into a party looking for the man to take her home. She might not know anyone in the party but will use the bathroom to drop a mega dump to leave her brand for all to smell.

Brenna you are being a big dumpa-slut, I knew it was you from down the hallway.

Dumpa-slut by dumpa-slut slayer February 21, 2011

love dump 

A shorter way of saying love dumpling. It does not have anything to do with deficating on a sexual partner. Seriously. Stop reporting my name.

Birdie is my lovedump.

it is NOT the following:

Dude, she totally got up after riding me and took a love dump on my chest.

love dump by Lovedump September 16, 2006

Double Dump 

When your girlfriend breaks up with you while she is also taking a dump.

Stoner 1: "Man, she totally broke up with me while she was taking a dump."

Stoner 2: "Sounds like you fell victim to the classic Double Dump."

Double Dump by pauldoyleworld February 23, 2015

wi-fi dump 

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"

While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe

wi-fi dump by henryb August 2, 2006