licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

500 teeth dinosaur

The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus

Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur

Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.

by Gradd November 29, 2022

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

dinowhore

the human equivilant of a dinosaur eating pussy that weighs 600 pounds. Usually found in the depths of a male's anus. A dinowhore can also be described as a prostitute with 3 rows of cleavage from fat. One can always enjoy eating cereal out of the dimples of a dinowhore's ass. Only Arnold Schwartzenagger's cock can possibly fit the size of a dinowhore's va-jay-jay. When very sweaty the back of a dinowhore's neck can resemble a water slide. To conclude, a dinowhore's orgasm sounds like a trumpet playing along with an opera singer, britney spears, and chuck norris.

"What the hell was that sound?"
"It must have been a dinowhore!"

by hoochapig October 21, 2007

Dinogram

Dinogram is a message focusin' on Dino Martin that one Dinoholic sents to 'nother over the internet.

My pallie Keith and I have sent Dinogram after Dinogram to each other as part of showin' our true Dinodevotion to our Dino and true Dinopalliedom to each other.

by kentsmokerguy May 4, 2008