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An expression used, to describe someone excelling at a particular activity. Synonym to lit, on fire, in the zone...
Person A: "What's he doing over there?! Who tries a 360 no scope?"
Person B: "Wait a sec, let him cook."
by high-senberg January 30, 2023
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Cooker spaniel

Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).

A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.

Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.

Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.

Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.

Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam

Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.

Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.

They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.
He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks
by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022
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Cook

Yo, hook me w. some that sick Cook
by SLEEPER6 December 21, 2022
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Chookaguana

Head of a chook on the body of an iguana ( a term used to describe an old women)
Stop breakingmy balls, you chookaguana.

Your misuses is a real chookaguana.

Was at the shops man, when a chookaguana lost her shit at the staff.
by Chronic Bed Wetter December 24, 2022
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Cooked

Used when an individual is in major trouble.

"Finished."
Mother found out about my failed grade; I'm cooked!
by Nightcharybdis December 24, 2022
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Cooked

a.To be done with a person personality and tired of their ways.
b.Mentality or physically tired.
Jay's mom has me cooked. She is retarded and lame, can't understand why she lets him and his sister stay at friend's house but not at their own father house. IM COOKED!
by Trickyricky818 January 2, 2023
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