mothra crotch 

When a female's labia resemble the large moth-like creature from the 1960's Godzilla movies.

Jeremy: "I had sex with a cheerleader last night."
Joshua: "Really?! That's cool."
Jeremy: "No, it wasn't. She totally had a mothra crotch-- now I know why they wear bloomers."

mothra crotch by Thaddeus Maximus Erectus April 28, 2006

Whore's Crotch 

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.

I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.

Whore's Crotch by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

swamp crotch 

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

swamp crotch by patri100ia August 7, 2016

Coffee Crotch 

Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.

The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch

Coffee Crotch by BlueLew August 7, 2008

snap crotch 

Snaps between the legs in a garment for easy access to use the bathroom.

Women's body suits, girdles, lingerie, costumes have snap crotches so you can use the bathroom without removing the outfit.

snap crotch by Mistress Malone May 18, 2010

rotten crotch 

a name to describe a nasty crotch you wouldnt touch even while wearing a space suit.

ashley needs to get her smelly rotten crotch checked out.

rotten crotch by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008

little miss rotten crotch

Military jargon for your girlfriend or wife who is having sex with everyone while your away.

I dont give a flying rats ass if your missing your little miss rotten crotch.

little miss rotten crotch by Billy"Jay"Cisco Jr. July 5, 2006