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crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
by laxqt24 January 14, 2010
mugGet the crack tweetmug.

musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
mugGet the musty crackmug.

Crack Licker

The term Crack Licker is targeted towards Caucasians just like how the n-word is targeted to Black/Africans. This comes from the history of Caucasians doing the most crack.
Ben: Another Crack Licker was elected as presidency of 2020.
Yeb: Really? Dang it! We've only gotten Crack Lickers as President, the only one who broke the Cracker Licker line was Obama.
by Calment45 October 30, 2021
mugGet the Crack Lickermug.

Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.
Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.
by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023
mugGet the Cracked a Beanmug.

crack sheriff

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
by Good_Mario December 14, 2008
mugGet the crack sheriffmug.

crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.
by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016
mugGet the crack maggotmug.

crack gigalo

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.
My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.
by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017
mugGet the crack gigalomug.

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