Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018
Get the Dallas cowboys mug.When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.
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Get the Gas station cowboy mug."Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
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by alexseymour October 26, 2014
Get the New England Cowboy mug.Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
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