Cooneyd

despite all indications that you will prevail, you lose at the last possible second

I was totally winning that poker hand until I was Cooneyd on the river!

by artstew March 7, 2025

Conner

A faggot straight up gay

Wow that guy is conner asf

by Daddymedaddy March 19, 2025

Coonette

When a black girl acts white.

Hey Jordyn why is that black bih acting like a white bih? "She's a coonette bro" said Jordyn

by Jarodhuggins321 March 25, 2025

Coner

A man who can't afford a dildo, so he uses a hotdog for replacement.

My dad was a coner back in the day. He still is, unfortunately.

by lestigtrippy February 20, 2026

Cooker

The comparative form of the slang "cooked." Used to describe someone who is in a significantly worse state of defeat, failure, or "doneness" than someone else who is merely "cooked."

You think you're having a bad day because you lost your keys? I lost my keys and my phone, I'm way cooker than you.

by The_Head_Chef March 7, 2026

Conner Neuhaus

The sweaty and cake based character you can find in your Friendgroup . Usually seen wearing pants so tight you wonder where his testicles have gone . If I’m your Friendgroup don’t expect to much of a presence the sweaty dweeb will usually not be fond hanging with you

Woah did you see Conner Neuhaus he’s so sweaty

Yeah: he’s such a dweeb look at his pants

by Tim thinks July 27, 2025

Cooler

Motherfucking bitch

Cooler is a bitch you beat the shit out of

by Pufstriax August 14, 2025