by artstew March 7, 2025
Get the Cooneyd mug.When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.
Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.
by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010
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Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.
by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014
Get the Mayson Cooney mug.Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.
Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.
Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.
Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.
by Meesta Mosha October 3, 2007
Get the cooney mug.Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.
by foxtrot-echo-seven-zulu-niner July 19, 2005
Get the cooned mug.Ripped to shreds, tones ass cheeks, looks nothing like Mark Kolesky and always ready for a good jam sesh
by semejnseeeee February 2, 2018
Get the Kent Cooney mug.When someone is the best at everything they do
by Sparkyflame007 May 6, 2021
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