Roanoke College

Pretty girls, parties and cute boys.

Roanoke is filled with some of the most beautiful girls in the country, amazing parties and adorable guys.

by Noke Gal October 22, 2004

Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more? Wellesley chicks are in a class of their own, just ask the boys from Harvard and MIT

Wait, she has a kick ass career and married the cutest boy from Harvard?
Oh she went to Wellesley...

by BS May 13, 2005

Trinity College Dublin

University in Dublin, the source of much bitterness by idiots (who don't go there) and who don't seem to realise that it is no different from any other University in Dublin, and that the vast majority of alumni aren't "west brits" or pompous assholes. In fact, a large amount of students are from the country, or foreign, thus calling them "west brits" is the height of ignorance.

I hate idiots who go around bad-mouthing Trinity

by John26 May 24, 2005

College of Mount Saint Vincent

A school in the Bronx with a 7 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. Nice for the guys, terrible for the girls. Most of the teachers are Russian and have terrible breath. The campus is small but sometimes pretty. The spellman cafeteria food is pretty terrible and the cooks are most likely ex-convicts. One of the cooks has missing teeth. The dorms are a decent size but it's way too small of a school. Pot is smelt everywhere on campus and everyone smokes. There are no frats, sororities or sports houses and besides drinking in dorms or going to winners, there is nothing to do. Nothing ever goes on. It is a division 3 school and the sports teams are really embarassing to watch to the point where you feel bad. Most of the people can't play sports for their life. The mascot is the dolphins and it's actually really frightening and doesn't even look like a dolphin. Some of the boys are attractive but don't go past 5'3 with the exception of some of the basketball players. There are pretty lame events that go on and they screw everyone over regarding finances. There are foreign exchange students in Seton and the fourth floor of spellman and it is ridiculous. Drinking takes place all the time and there are constant fire drills for no reason. They give a lot of money and the school is located in the nice area of the bronx, Riverdale, but it's still ridiculous. Nice people, okay school.

#msvproblems

I smell pot and there is nothing to do, I must be at the College of Mount Saint Vincent.

by EMESVEEPROBLEMS December 18, 2011

Santa Rosa Junior College

Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.

Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.

Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.

Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!

by SRJCstudent December 24, 2010

Boston College High School

Boston College High School (B.C. High) is by far the best and most prestigious private Jesuit preparatory school in the nation. The school is located in Dorchester, MA (a section of Boston) which overlooks Boston Harbor. It is near the Kennedy Library and University of Massachusetts. B.C. High was founded in 1863 and educates over 1500 all male students from grades seven through twelve. Tuition is quite high just like any other Catholic school, but many of the students receive scholarships and financial aid. Due to the schools priorities, students are not recruited based on their athletic abilities, but the football, basketball, baseball, swimming, hockey, golf, soccer, and track teams are amongst the best each season. The schools biggest rival is Catholic Memorial High School (CM). Located a few miles away in West Roxbury. B.C. High was ranked #10 in the nation for top sports programs, it was the only school in New England to be ranked. Students come from all over the state, some even from Rhode Island and New Hampshire to attend. However, the majority of the students come from the city of Boston. 99% of B.C. High graduates go on to attend a 4-year college. In Boston's magazine B.C. High was chosen as the number one high school for "Politicians in Training".

Boston College High School Alumnus- "You look like a B.C. High Guy"

BC High Student- "Yes sir, I play football"

BC High Alumnus- "Oh, Good. All that I ask is that you carry on tradition and continue to kick CM's ass in everything"

by KO AC October 10, 2009

Community College

Named because they will accept anyone in the community. Other than online only schools like University of Phoenix or Walden University, they are probably the worst of all college education.

A community college is where you go when you think you need to go to college, but don't really want to. The rest of people think that they are going to transfer to a better school, but will just end up dropping in a couple of semesters.

The percentage of people who actually graduate from community college is only slightly higher than people who make a successful career out of being a waiter.

by Davidist June 16, 2009