Slop Clock

A sandwich formed at a fast food restaurant by combining several items. The most common form of a Slop Clock is a the combination of a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and french fries (the sandwich is organized in this order: bun, beef patty, bun, chicken patty, french fries, beef patty and finally a bun).

Justin: "Hey dude, what do you want from (insert fast food restaurant here)?"

Barrett: "Gimme a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and a small fry, I'm making a slop clock!"

Justin: "A what?!"

Barrett: "A slop clock, you'll see!"

by Pstangggggggg December 16, 2009

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

Goldie Cocks

A female that samples multi peni to find her perfect vaginal fit .

Ahhhhh that Charlie is a right Goldie Cocks , she's tried Tom, Dick and Harry, but turns out Craig's was jusssssssst right.

by fallyscouse November 21, 2015

5 o'clock slop

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option

Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore

by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010

tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up

jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

muhum

by hdmq December 11, 2015

3 o'clock drop

That magical time in the afternoon when you are jonesing for some munchies before your blood sugar drops.

Steve: Hey wat up with Ryan?

Dan: He is about to 3 o'clock drop , get the fool some Doritos STAT.

by Sir Devitt III January 10, 2017

Dock o’clock

When you have either a dick appointment to attend or are surrounded by people who are being dicks.

I’ll see you soon, it’s dock o’clock ;)

by Xlot February 10, 2018