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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
by chargingport August 6, 2023
mugGet the clock-downmug.

Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.
She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.
by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025
mugGet the Half Clock Itmug.

Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person
Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
by Heathertowey January 8, 2025
mugGet the Clocked her teamug.

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