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Clocking

To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
by donedeed February 12, 2020
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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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Clock that tea

To remind or let someone know the truth of a topic or situation that one may have gotten confused or misjudged. Basically another statement for “Get it right, don’t get it twisted.”
Girl 1: Y’all hoes be paying $500 for hair bundles with installation, y’all dumb as hell.

Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.

Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!
by GhettoMFBreakfast March 3, 2025
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alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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Skibidi Clock

“Hey Emani, skibidi clock?”

Emani: “it’s 4:45!”
by BrothaUgh8511 July 11, 2024
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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
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