Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)

Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is such a child! smh.

by Mogussussy November 10, 2022

Child

A tiny creature that takes your life away

That child took my life away

by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022

Child Labor

School does not cover the child labor law but still is as draining as a regular 40 hour work week.

Dad: works normal 40 hour work week. no overtime

kid: works normal 40 hour school week. Stays up till 3am every night to finish a stupid english assignment
kid: “why doesn’t the child labor law not include this under “not to age”

by ppguy1173 March 14, 2023

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

child be good wrentch

A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good

The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class

by Masterkrin August 10, 2023

Thream Child

i child that is good at every thing

that 8 year old kid can beat me at everything (THREAM CHILD)

by Thream child May 13, 2009