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bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods
nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room
by Davedcrampo November 11, 2018
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Boomer Check

Making sure someone isn't doing something that a Baby Boomer would do.
Dude, are you actually on Facebook?
No, it's Instagram fat retard
I was just doing a Boomer Check man, chill.
by REEF BOX Nation May 16, 2019
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Fat check

Something to say when a fat ass is around.
Logan: Fat check
Oscar: (being the fat fuck he is) shut the fuck up dude
by stupidlogan October 1, 2019
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Vibe check

When some fucking scary emoji thingy with it’s big ass Oompa Loompa mouth comes with its crusty ass big ass hands to check your vibe. If you fail the vibe check, it’ll release emoji movie 2. Beware
Bro, did you get a vibe check yet? I got mine and I passed :D but his crusty ass fingernails got in my mouth ;(
by 1f1n1 December 26, 2019
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AYO CHECK

by that little reggid March 12, 2020
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checks

In poker, the units used, in place of real money, to bet with. Also known as chips.
When he saw he made his flush, he reached for his stack of checks.
by theeightfive December 24, 2008
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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
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