Carmel

Carmel: A very sugary substance commonly made into candy

To Carmel: To have very passionate sex with someone covered in a sugary substance.

Dude i totally carmelled ur mom last nite.

by m4gichat December 11, 2010

Carmageddon

What the median of all major Pennsylvania highways look like during and after a major snow storm.

Did you see 279 during the storm last night?? So many people were off the road, it was like carmageddon!

by MedicMommy February 27, 2010

charming

A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.

Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!

by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009

carmel apple

When you take your sweaty balls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.

I just gave gavin a carmel apple.

by The Beave September 21, 2004

charming.

used to express repulsion or disgust, sometimes started with ... and ended with a full stop for emphasis.

reatard: i just jizzed all over the table

normal dude: ...charming.

by resistance69 December 5, 2010

carmina

1. noun: a crunchified gungstah midget with sweet braces who needs to to meet a prostitute
2. verb: to jump on to various poles/to get crunchy

1. (noun) Zomg, look how she gets crunchy with a prostitute!! What a natural carmina!!!
2. (verb) Dude, look at that pole. We could so carmina next to it.

by carmy January 11, 2008

carmageddon

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009