Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025

Carbon Bullets

A term used for strong cigarettes (Camel Blue 100s or Camel Yellow 100s)

Dimi: Hey, I bought a pack of Camel 100s. Do you want one?
Ivan: Thank you, but I couldn't handle your Carbon Bullets personally.

by WhiteAngel434 May 31, 2025

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carsona

A hot person named Carson who drinks a lot of Dunkin refreshers

That dude is such a carsona

by megadoodoo June 14, 2025

Carson

Carson is a walking, talking cautionary tale usually found in a cloud of exhaust and burning motor oil, clutching the steering wheel of a 1998 Chevy Silverado that’s 60% rust, 30% Bondo, and 10% active fire hazard.

Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”

Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.

Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).

Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.

Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”

Bro, don’t worry about the smoke, that’s just Carson ‘tuning’ his Chevy again… and half the county.

by Blaze McRustbucket December 11, 2025

carconingen

Da "toxic" dinosaur-creating corporation dat Peter Ludlow created with his uncaring/overbearing way of operating said enterprise, as opposed to John Hammond's gentle, organized, and open-minded approach.

Greed, arrogance, and hasty/impatient leadership caused da Jurassic Park franchise to become a total carconingen.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025