Cancel everything

You would think the Indians would have Thanksgiving shut down for being a racist holiday, yet they show up at the parade held on land that was taken from them and they don't have the city/county shut the parade down because it traumatizes them to watch it. The country has a fucked up history, but once you start to allow any attempt to shed light on history by talking about all sides of it, (that includes the Confederate side, and the side of the original slaveowners, the founding fathers like George Washington and James Madison) you end up trying to keep people in the dark about it by having everything cancelled that doesn't agree with what you think history should have been like, in a past where everything and everyone was wonderful and decent, and history was never like that because people are human and not inherently good (or bad). People are people, they always have been fucked up.

People nowadays think that somebody owes it to them to cancel everything they don't like, even if somebody else might learn something from it. It's one thing if you want to cover your own kids eyes and ears everywhere they go, it's another thing to tell everybody ese they have to do the same things the same way you do.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.

To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.

by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009

canchera

or "cancherita" (little know it all {f}) a Spanish insult, feminine for a know it all. some one who talks a lot. the girl who thinks shes popular when every one hates her.

a girl who looks down on other girls.

mira esa puta canchera!

no me gusta cancheritas.

by 4-5 still alive November 16, 2010

cancer

a sport somewhat like soccer execpt played with a smashed soda can, at school, using two metal posts as goal posts (derived from the words cana nd soccer using all of can and the last 3 letters of soccer)

they played cancer

by superstudentG October 2, 2002

Cancer

If you have or had cancer you are apart of a family you don't even know apart. If you're going through it your unbelievably strong. And if you beat it good fucking job cause you're awesome. It also is great very picking up women.

Jen: Yeah, Ed had cancer.
Meg: Awww, that's so sad. Did he beat it?
Jen: Yeah.
Meg: Then he fucking rocks! Let's go fuck him.

by Thatguy0722 January 11, 2015

Cancelled

The new and cringeworthy word everyone has recently been using. They hope for a certain person to be ‘cancelled’.

Mark: Dude, Did you see what Katie put on her story about what happened at the party?

Dylan: Wow, so it was all her fault all along! She’s getting cancelled!

by Rartin8899 July 1, 2020

punch you in the cancer

Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.

Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!

by Chrizzles October 20, 2007