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Quinten the butler

A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.

Thee story of the butler named Quinten.
Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?
by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017
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don't piss on my butter

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.
After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"
by A plank term made up by Allen. February 9, 2018
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Duck Butter Slap

To apply duck butter to ones hand, and to slap a deserving person in the nose/mouth: see duck butter
My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a juicy duck butter slap across the face.
by KiLLa Es December 6, 2006
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butter face

a girl who has a body like a goddess or at least good enough to fuck but with a paper bag over the head. beacause the girl is attractive BUT HER (butter) face!! as in oh dear her face is really very disgusting.
see also bobfoc.
-that girl is damn fine
-butter face
-yeah her face could make a blind child cry.
-could always do her from behind or with a paper bag over her head.
-no cos she stinks too.
-why does she stink.
-so blind people can hate her too!
-ah make sense ugly bitch.
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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butter face

A girl with a nice body but a butt ugly face that needs to be paper bagged if you were going to hit it.
That girl turned me down but she was a butter face anyways.
by viddy well September 19, 2005
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butter body

someone who has a bbbeautiful face but and ugly body
that guy over thurr is a butter body
by april June 17, 2004
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Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.
George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch
by BF-TMG April 20, 2006
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