butt nest

the end result of applying toilet paper to public restrooms to avoid STDs.

I always use a butt nest.

by sergeant sweetpants & uncle remis January 20, 2007

Butt-Tard

some kind of retarded butthead

synonymous with asstard

adj.
butt-tarded

younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.

person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.

person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.

by finfito January 13, 2009

butt ton

A very large indefinite amount. such as the limit of X as X approaches infinity.

Going to the gym this late sucks, there's going to be a butt ton of people.

by aznpwr January 13, 2009

Butt-recovery-mode

The period of time in which you cant sit down after taking a poop

Dude that shit I took was fucked up. I was in butt-recovery-mode for like 15 minutes!

by Coolcandy March 7, 2010

angry gay butt sex

Butt sex between two homosexual men, at least one is required to be angry.

Hey Justin, I heard you received angry gay butt sex from usher.

by Stevie-O August 4, 2014

Butt Gravy

When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.

Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

front butt

A person with a large stomach that bulges out from the top of the pants and usually resembles a butt-ox.

Yo, did you see the front butt on that bitch? it was ridiculous son!

by edward Fendley May 6, 2008